how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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