SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
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