Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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