two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Panties = found
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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