They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Come back. Shots need mouths.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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