At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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