Dignity is for republicans.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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