Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
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