a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I need moral support for this bender
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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