remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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