she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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