i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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