I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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