your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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