no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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