Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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