I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
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