Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
In America we eat man semen.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
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