have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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