i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He? As in you personified your dick?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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