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(205): View more from Alabama

So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.

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(440): View more from Ohio

oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.

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(386): View more from Florida

i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena

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(208): View more from Idaho

I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy

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(609): View more from New Jersey

IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU

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I don't want it.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"

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(216): View more from Ohio

Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight

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Challenge Accepted

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(518): View more from New York

It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me

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(631): View more from New York

My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor

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That must have been one awkward situation haha

(631): View more from New York

Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me

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