It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
