His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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