you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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