no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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