he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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