Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
