when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
