Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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