Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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