therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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