I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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