OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
