Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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