walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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