I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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