Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
pray to the hookup gods
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
i out mim tonsoeep
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