so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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