Its about making memories worth repressing
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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