Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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