I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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