i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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