It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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