we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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