I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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