Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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