Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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