just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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