I wanna passion pit in your ass
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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