Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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