He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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