I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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