Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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