hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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