I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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