I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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