Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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